Careless Whisper (yes, but seriously this is awesome) by Paul Dempsey and Kate Miller-Heidke

Remake of the George Michael song. Its really good. Kate does crazy vocals at the end.

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More semen analysis humor

OK, one more thing and I’ll be off the subject of dicks and sperm. In my defense, this is a weird day because of the semen analysis.
This clip is so funny. H and I have been singing this all week too just substituting cup (a sterile container)for the box.
1. Open the cup.
2. [...]

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Welcome to my masterbatorium! (Semen Analysis humor)

After starting the day with a pump, jump and dump, H and I couldn’t stop laughing and saying “Welcome to my masterbatorium” before producing the semen for analysis.
This is a clip from the movie, Running with Scissors. Remember this movie is based on Augusten Bourroughs memoirs, this doctor actually did have a [...]

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Pump, Jump, and Dump AKA Semen Analysis

Today was the day of H’s Semen Analysis. We have been calling it the “Pump, Jump and dump” day.
The procedure for a Semen Analysis as follows:
PUMP
I assisted H is producing semen into a sterile container. H was quite relieved to have finally been able to pump. There is no pumping allowed, no [...]

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Dance Contest

I am in a crowd. I am not sure what I am doing here. I am all dressed up. I have a dress on and high heels. Stumbling my way through the crowd, when I see my H dancing with another woman. It turns out I am at a dance [...]

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If everyone cared by Nickelback Lyrics and Music Video

This song makes me want to be a more compassionate individual. It reminds me we are all connected. We need to care for each other.
No pride
No lies
No cries
If we cared, loved….I am starting with myself.

Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you’d be mine
But here we are, [...]

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Getting ready to put a bun in the oven

I got my period on Friday and on Saturday I had my first blood test to check hormone levels in preparation for my first IVF cycle. They all came back normal.
My H went with me to get some vials taken too. He had three vials taken and I had 8. [...]

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Running

I am running and I am hyperventilating but I don’t get tired. The breathing doesn’t change my ventilation. I do not feel dizzy and I do not feel light headed. I am weightless. I can’t catch up. I don’t know who or what I am running after.
I wake [...]

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I love this song! Words by Kate Miller-Heidke Lyrics and Music Video

Very cool and she’s so cute! I love this. I relate-most of us will.

Are these words working do they work for you?
Is there something wrong between us?
Is there something I can do?
Is there some way I can take back all the times you threw away?
Been burning up the decade [...]

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Bloggers Get This Now

I got a hit in India and tiny, little, cute Hawaii! The red dot almost covers the islands.
You gotta get a cluster map. Very cool.
http://www.clustrmaps.com/

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